This breakfast sandwich is a factory-produced abomination, cobbled together from questionable meats, processed cheeses, and factory-baked buns. You're essentially consuming a science experiment with a label. Just eat a real egg and some actual bacon.
Why trash
Real eggs on a refined English muffin with processed cheese and factory pork — the whole being worse than its parts.
Try instead
Eggs, avocado, spinach, bacon, or ham on a whole-grain English muffin.