Doritos are a toxic cocktail of cornmeal, sugar, and seed oils, all bound together with a laundry list of unrecognizable additives. You're not snacking on a corn chip, you're consuming a chemical-laden abomination. Let's call it what it is: trash.
Why trash
Corn, seed oils, and dozens of engineered flavor chemicals designed to override your satiety signals.
Try instead
"Grass-fed beef jerky, raw veggies, or roasted nuts"